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Posted on May 17, 2012 via KRISTEN STEWART BITCHFACE with 20,705 notes
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i’ll tell you everything about living free
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Posted on May 16, 2012 via A time for wolves. with 1,336 notes
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#HERE HAVE THE ‘MINDLESS BEAST’ JUMPING INTO THE AIR AND CLINGING TO A MOTHERFUCKING BUILDING TO SAVE THE ONLY PERSON WHO BELIEVED IN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! #help feels
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Posted on May 16, 2012 via mad as a box of frogs with 22,429 notes
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TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 5)
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Posted on May 15, 2012 via budapest? more like bootypest. with 10,307 notes
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River Tam, The Rock and Batman?
This is the best movie I have never seen.
Dr. Cal Lightman (isn’t that Tim Roth?), Incredible Hulk and Bruce Willis.
Fuck the zombies, I’m winning.
Kenny Powers, Snoop Dogg, and Superman.
So basically it will be ridiculous with a catchy theme song and margaritas.
Walter White, Mitt Romney and Iron Man…
Posted on May 15, 2012 via Everyday I'm Huffelin' with 2,924 notes
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That’s right! Two plus two equals four! Can anyone tell me what three plus two equals? Yes? Mr. Chompers?
MURDER.
Um, no. Three plus two does not equal murder.
ARSON.
Uh, no. The answer is not arson. Let’s ask someone else.
THE TELEVISION SHOW WHITNEY.
You’re just naming off horrible things to upset the class and I’m about to send you to the principal’s office!
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“Don’t villains sleep?”
Steve tried to remove Tony from the bed, Tony decided to take part of the bed with him.
It’s pretty much canon that Tony is an ass when he’s woken up early on the rare occasions that he does sleep. I imagine he’s the worlds biggest grump when he has to get up to save the world at odd hours.
oh god can this please be in the next avengers movie
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#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops
#SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT #NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE#’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND #AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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Posted on May 11, 2012 via We'll start with the riding crop. with 33,029 notes
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You mean committed to it’s character work, right? Because he already is. Abed show him your Don Draper.
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Posted on May 11, 2012 via I understood that reference! with 422 notes
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Posted on May 10, 2012 via MEME BLOCK with 2,969 notes
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Obama:I like CokeFox News:Obama Declares War on Pepsi
Posted on May 10, 2012 via tomatoes and radio wires with 73,759 notes
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Posted on May 8, 2012 via to your heart with 16,926 notes
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Posted on May 8, 2012 via I'm not overly fond of what follows. with 32,920 notes
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Posted on May 8, 2012 via Simplicity with 5,749 notes
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